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man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a Coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same, if it’s ok with you" says the ostrich.
man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a Coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same, if it’s ok with you" says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a Coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same, if it’s ok with you." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a genie appeared and offered me three wishes. My first wish was for good health. My second was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My last wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
I loved this one, and I hope you did too.
Jokes aside, if YOU had a genie willing to grant you three wishes, what would YOU ask for?
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Nice one. what would i wished for .. health and lots of money like this guy ... and then i'd specify my chick more clearly !!! Ha ha.
ReplyDeletethis is my exact wish :
ReplyDelete' if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there '.
Just need one wish - Happiness
ReplyDeleteHEYYY, IT'S FRIDAY. TGIF ! TIME TO RELAX AND READ BLOG. HA HA. MY 3 WIHSES WOULD BE: ALWAYS HAVE GOOD FOOD, GOOD WINE, GOOD WO ...FRIENDS. WOOOOOT!
ReplyDeleteMy wish: To win in any bet I make, like Lottery, Toto, horse race, roulette, blackjack. That should be fun.
ReplyDeleteI remember back in school reading comics, I wishd for superpowers, like power to fly or haave super strength or to go backward or forward in time. Hee hee!
ReplyDelete3 wishes eh - what about cigarette , wine and w... ?????
ReplyDeletemy three wishes? how about the Charlie's Angels? muahahaha
ReplyDeleteWish [1] - that people all over the world will live more peacefully together
ReplyDeleteWish [2] - that people will work together to ensure that our environment doesn't get destroyed beyond repair
Wish [3] - I reserve for personal ... hee hee